Sailor Mouth called.
SM: " Can I wear boots?"
Me: "Uh, you don't mean combat boots do you?"
SM: "NO! I won't bring those." (but she HAS some.)
Me: "Well, I guess since your dress is long enough, it doesn't matter."
SM: "Ok, good. The last time I smashed my foot I was in a wedding and I had to wear wide toed boots that came up to my knees. And the dress was short."
Me: "Oh my, haahahaha. I'd love to see those pictures." (sweet jesus, knee high boots? the dress is long the dress is long thedressislong.)
SM: " Yeah, those people at that wedding they were just happy I was there, and able to walk down the aisle." (anyone else detect a bit of a jab there? no? yes? hmmm?)
SM: "Well, good I just wanted to check on you and see if that was ok."
Me: "Yes, that's fine. As long as you can walk down the aisle and aren't tripping we're cool."
SM: "Oh yes! I'll be there! And I'll be WALKING down that aisle."
Me: " Ok, good!"
I think I know what boots she's referring to. They are knee high pirate boots. For a costume. I believe I've seen the picture.
Or are they for her Renaissance Festival costume? I'm not sure.
The dress is floor length. It is not a problem.
IT IS NOT A PROBLEM.