I went to Hallmark to buy several cards. As I was looking down the aisle for a certain section I read this:
Mothers Grandmothers Sisters Nieces Mistresses
Damn, Hallmark is just getting into all levels and types of relationships with a section like that!
What it actually read, upon a closer, second look:
Mothers Grandmothers Sisters Nieces Miscellaneous.
Ah, gotcha. But still, I bet there is an untapped market for "Mistresses" cards.
Care to help get Hallmark started with a few slogans????