Thursday, July 31, 2008

Bless Me

Lord, please forgive me for what I'm about to say.........

Our organist? The guy that's going to play at our wedding? The guy that is the music teacher at the school associated with our Church? The guy who is Doctor instead of Mister? Has really nasty teeth.
I'm talking, gag me with a pitchfork nasty.
I'm talking, I don't think I can sit/stand across from him during our music meeting and look him in the face.
They are gray.
They are rat-like.
They are hideous.
They are in need of a dental intervention.
They are beyond Crest Whitening Strips. (which is what F and I are using to prepare for the Big Day.)
I'm not sure Davinci veneers would even help.
How can you be a Doctor and have gray teeth? I don't get it!!!!!!
I'm getting ill just thinking about them!!!
How I can I stop myself from staring?????
GAG ME.

2 comments:

nicole said...

just keep your eyes focused on his eyes. don't let them wander south at all :)

mom2lo said...

Eeeew.

I don't know what to tell ya. That's just nasty. Will he be in your line of sight during the wedding? Any way you can have your back to him the whole time?

Eeeew.

You poor thing!