On the phone with F:
ME: "I'm going to order our invites. Should I use my credit card or the AmEx?"
F: "What difference does it make? How much is it going to cost?"
ME: "About $300."
F: "WHOA! is that for....what?"
ME: "It's for 100 pieces, invites."
F: "So we're spending $300 to invite people to the wedding??!!?!?!?!?!"
ME: "Yes." (I wasn't about to tell him to add another $150 or so for postage.....mailing to the Home Land is extra extra too......)
F: "Can we just send them an e-invite??"
F: "I'm serious!! Just send out an e-mail."
Me: "NO. No,we can not send out e-mails, that wouldn't go over very well. Now which card should I use?"
F: "Fine. Use the AmEx."
ME: "Ok. Bye."
An e-vite? To OUR WEDDING!?!?!?! Now that's Klassy.