We all know that I'm already in an annoyed state. When I get stressed out, I get annoyed extremely easily.
I am stressed.
So when I have people at work coming to me and asking all worried, "When are you leaving? Because I'm gonna need XY and Z!!!!"
I feel my ire rise. I'm going to be gone for ONE WEEK, 5.5 days. Not six months!
Chill out! I'm not "leaving" for any length of time.
GAW! BACK OFF. Or I WILL LEAVE.
Just wait til hear how long I'm gonna be gone when we take our honeymoon over Christmas........mahahaMAHAHAMMMMMMMAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA