Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Boys are Horny

F is a boy. A male. A man. JIC anyone was confused on that point. And I am a girl. A female. A woman.
And like most boys, F gets horny. And like most girls, I don't get as horny as he does. It just happens that way. I often wonder when I hear other females say how often they "want it" if I'm weird, but I hear the other side of not "wanting it"more, so I feel ok, most of the time. The thing about F that I just don't get is this, If other people are in the house, he WANTS IT, NOW! Conversations we've had:

While cleaning the house for an impending visit of my family:

"DH, come on, let's do it!"
"Damn it F, my family is going to be here in an hour and I still have to mop the floors, bake a cake and take a shower, so NO!"
"Come on DH! I'm HORNY!!!!!"
"NO! get off! Jesus! Go wipe down the bathroom again and leave me alone!"
"FINE. Meanie."


While staying with friends:

"DH I'm horny! Come on, let's do it!"
"Um, NO, we are guests in someone else's house, in their guest bed. No."
"They won't hear! Come on!"
"They are barely a wall away! NO!"
"Come ON! I want my woman!"
"NO! Gawd!"
"You're mean!"
"Whatever."

While in our own home with MIL sleeping in the next room with just the closets separating us:

*kiss* *kiss*
"F, you're mother is in the next room!"
"I know." *kiss* *kiss*
"Then stop!"
"But I want you!"
"Too bad! She's RIGHT THERE!" (pointing into the closet.)
"*disappointed moan* But I want you!"
"You do this EVERY TIME we have people over. What is with you? Perv."
"I don't know. I just want to be with you."
" *eye roll* *loud sigh* Please stop. I'm not doing this."
"*defeated sigh* Fine. *parting squeeze of my boobs.*"

Boy needs to stop.
Time. Place. Everything.
Not. Now.

3 comments:

Becky said...

I'm so glad I'm not the only one with this problem. LOL.

On a serious note, my husband and I are reading the books "For Women Only" and "For Men Only." They are very interesting and help explain some of that kind of stuff in a way that helps the opposite sex understand it a little better...if that makes any sense at all. I would highly recommend them.

Abbie said...

How do they do it??? and still have the energy the next day to go at it again. Sex is too overrated IMO. Glad you said something, was beginning to think it was a me thing.

nicole said...

oh, my husband is the same way. about a month ago my mother was visiting, and i'm getting ready to go out with her, and he's begging me for it. "she won't hear." eventually i gave in, cause i just have a hard time resisting the guy when he starts trying to get me into it.