Too Late

I got this e-mail AFTER I'd already eaten said BACON& BLUE hamburger:

Move over American cheese, there's a new cheese in town. Real blue cheese crumbles and our premium Applewood Smoked Bacon come together to make one real delicious combination. And with $1 OFF, you can fill up for less.


Made with fresh, never frozen, North American beef, the Bacon & Blue is layered with real blue cheese crumbles and thick, center-cut strips of premium Applewood smoked bacon. It's then topped with golden, sautéed onions and creamy steakhouse sauce.
With so many flavorful toppings, you may want to sit down before you bite into this one. Only for a limited time. Only at Wendy's®.

How is that even fair?
So I printed out 2 of them.