1) Free booze +empty stomach=Trouble(for me especially).
2)Those that arrive with "Sex hair", have had sex before the wedding, have sex at the dinner table, and have sex at the top of the stairs for all to see.
3)Booze + pretty girls=inappropriate touching by various groomsmen.
4)Sibling rivalry = partner swapping.
5)Booze = the expression of latten lesbian feelings( not by me, but maybe for me).
6)Making friends with the foreign bartender is the way to happiness.
7)Being a "Cast-off", or the date of a bridal party member, is a lonely night made better by #6, but worse by #8.
8)Having your BF mention how great every other guy thought your boobs look is NOT a confidence booster.