"OMG! You just farted!"
"I'm so sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry!" I managed to choke out between laughs.
"You really know how to kill the moment, don't you?" he asked laughing.
More laughing from me.
"God, I felt that on my hand."
"Here, smell my hand, it stinks!"
"Oh stop! It does not!"
"I can't believe you. I have to go wash my hand. Here smell it!"
"You are such a dork!"
We both die laughing. Thank god BF isn't an uptight guy.
But I must pose this question, What is it with guys insisting that you smell something that smells nasty? The nastier the better?
And yet, he refuses to smell the spoiled milk.
P.S. I found this handy device while searching for a pic. Are we REALLY suppose to believe that stainless steel makes you not be smelly anymore? Couldn't you just rub the good sliver under your arm? I'm just sayin.