Monday, November 16, 2009

The answer PLEASE!

This is an e-mail I received from a friend. Some of the questions I know the answers to, but mostly this is just silly fun.

If you know the "REAL" answer, please share in the comments!!!


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? (different vitamins?)
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? (opening your mouth makes your eyes more taut)
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (obviously, who is going to be the sucker to eat a mouse?)
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I want sheep to shrink when it rains now :) that makes me laugh. A lot.