Thursday, October 25, 2007

Things I Worry About

  • That I don’t have any real friends, even though I know I do.
  • That my mom will pass away or get really sick just before the wedding.
  • That F’s mom or dad will pass away or get really sick just before the wedding.
  • That I will be in credit card debt til the day I die.
  • That my nagging about picking up after himself will make F hate and resent me.
  • That we’ll never sell my house.
  • That I’ll get sick on our Honeymoon.
  • That I’ll not have Bridal Body 2008 for the wedding.
  • That I’ll tell F’s dad off for being a racist bigot.
  • That I’ll never find a wedding dress.
  • That if I do find THE DRESS, my sister will be angry with me for not letting her make it.
  • That F will want to raise the kids in his religion that I think is horribly sexiest.
  • That we won’t be able to have kids.
  • That there will be something wrong with our kids.
  • That I’ll keep messing up dinner in someway every night for the rest of our married life. I seriously think this would change if we had a different stove!
  • That The Crazy will be unbearable for poor F when I have whacked out pregnant hormones.
  • That the global warming is as bad as they say it is and our kids will be doomed.
  • That F will get a job far-far-away and I’ll have to move away from my family.
  • That my sister’s cancer will come back.
  • That I’ll lose my job.
  • That I wouldn’t be able to find a new job.
  • That you’ll all think I’m crazy because of what I worry about.


Anonymous said...

I don't think you're crazy. Not one bit.

DevilsHeaven said...

Thanks Molly. :-)

Clink said...

I don't think you're crazy either. Trust me, if you could peak inside my brain and see what I worry about...well, then we can talk about crazy. ;)

each of the two said...

i think you need a cookie, and by cookie i mean fifth of vodka.

(i worry the same things)