Dear 2010 FIFA World Cup Championship,
I would like my husband back now please. I am done watching him be hypnotized by the brightly colored soccer(football) uniforms. He sits like a lump in front of the TV and barely recognizes me through his daze. I think I even saw him drool a little the other night.
Also, FIFA broadcasting networks, those horns, the vuvuzela horn, I realize it is a part of the African soccer (football) culture, but seriously, every night I duck and hide thinking somehow a swarm of killer bees (African killer bees? do i see a connection???) has found its way into my home. Maybe at least tone it down a little? Is that too much to ask?
I know America is considered a wee baby when it comes to playing soccer (football), and F just rolls his eyes at me, because after all, in his HOMELAND soccer (football) was a huge thing, but for me, eh, whatever. But I pretty feel that way about most sports. Take or leave, no big.
So FIFA, when will you be over?? Soon I hope? Please??
Thank you so much,
Devil's Heaven.
P.S. The players are HOTT, I'll give you that. Serious YUM factor.
2 comments:
Stupid game, we are a rugby nation in New Zealand but the whole place has gone soccer mad lately. Over it much.
It's only a week now...
And the USA are doing pretty well, no?
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