Conversation I JUST had in the office kitchen:
Me: "Hey K!"
K: really gruff "Hey."
Me: "WHOA! You sound really rough."
K: "YEAH! I think I had the swine flu last week. I am FEELIN really rough."
Um, HI? Why are you here? GO HOME! We have 2 pregnant ladies in our office! And lots of parents of small children!!!
WTF people? Swine Flu, cold, regular flu, STAY HOME.
Nobody likes you that much anyway.