Potty Time Made More Fun!!!

F and I went out to dinner. Several lemonades later, and I had to visit the restroom.


I was greatly amused at what I saw contained within my stall:



The Grandma Face seals the deal on this one



Double take, then giggle

So yeah, it appears I was drinking when I took this.
"Still Standing, Unlike Those We Serve."

Don't Look At this While Eating......

DISGUSTING Spirit Air!!!

So yeah, GAG. Why would  you even? Who said this was a good Ad?? Seriously.

Hot off the.......

This fall we kicked our grill to the curb. It had lost both wheels and the side table fell off and the handle was broken. Plus, our own fault totally, it was incredibly FILTHY. All winter long we've been keeping our eye out for a new one. Then F was spurred on by the potential loss of power due to an ice storm.  Apparently the charcoal travel grill we have out in the garage isn't trust worthy enough in the midst of a world stopping ice storm(sarcasm in case you missed it).

So he picked up this little beauty from Home Depot......

Our New Grill

And then assembled it in our family room, but didn't want to go out in the rain to take it outside.

So now......


it is residing in our DINING ROOM

Talk about getting your food hot off of grill.

Did I Just See That?

So this made me do a double take, and then I was really kind of creeped out by it:

A Mini-Van Hearse

Does anyone else think that a vehicle built SPECIFICALLY for Soccer moms to haul live happy bouncing children being used to transport DEAD people, a tad creeptasic? Anyone? Just me?

Pay Up BITCH!

I recently got a new credit card and hadn't made a first payment yet.  Six days before it was due I get this e-mail from them:

Date E-mail sent 03/15/2011:
Your [redacted] card payment due date is approaching and we have not yet received your payment. If you have already scheduled your payment, please disregard this notice. Log In to schedule a payment now.



Minimum Payment Due$149.00



Payment Due Date March 21, 2011
 
 
Needless to say, I was a tad freaked out because then I thought I hadn't scheduled it via my online banking(best invention EVER) to make the payment. I quickly logged in and saw that I had made it for the VERY NEXT DAY. I breathed a sigh of relief and then silently cursed out the credit card company for

 unnecessarily raising my stress level. Apparently, Five days early just isn't early enough.

Friendly reminder? Maybe.
Firing squad intensity? Most decidedly.