Boys are Horny

F is a boy. A male. A man. JIC anyone was confused on that point. And I am a girl. A female. A woman.
And like most boys, F gets horny. And like most girls, I don't get as horny as he does. It just happens that way. I often wonder when I hear other females say how often they "want it" if I'm weird, but I hear the other side of not "wanting it"more, so I feel ok, most of the time. The thing about F that I just don't get is this, If other people are in the house, he WANTS IT, NOW! Conversations we've had:

While cleaning the house for an impending visit of my family:

"DH, come on, let's do it!"
"Damn it F, my family is going to be here in an hour and I still have to mop the floors, bake a cake and take a shower, so NO!"
"Come on DH! I'm HORNY!!!!!"
"NO! get off! Jesus! Go wipe down the bathroom again and leave me alone!"
"FINE. Meanie."


While staying with friends:

"DH I'm horny! Come on, let's do it!"
"Um, NO, we are guests in someone else's house, in their guest bed. No."
"They won't hear! Come on!"
"They are barely a wall away! NO!"
"Come ON! I want my woman!"
"NO! Gawd!"
"You're mean!"
"Whatever."

While in our own home with MIL sleeping in the next room with just the closets separating us:

*kiss* *kiss*
"F, you're mother is in the next room!"
"I know." *kiss* *kiss*
"Then stop!"
"But I want you!"
"Too bad! She's RIGHT THERE!" (pointing into the closet.)
"*disappointed moan* But I want you!"
"You do this EVERY TIME we have people over. What is with you? Perv."
"I don't know. I just want to be with you."
" *eye roll* *loud sigh* Please stop. I'm not doing this."
"*defeated sigh* Fine. *parting squeeze of my boobs.*"

Boy needs to stop.
Time. Place. Everything.
Not. Now.